We can't promise you won't be late for any important dates, but we can promise you that you'll look great in these socks, as sure as ferrets are ferrets. 

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Sock Specs:

• Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
• DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
• 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
• 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
• No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
  
• One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves