💝🏖️ Socks On the Beach Valentine's Day Promotion 🏖️💝

BUY SOCKS - GET SAND FOR FREE! HOW, YOU ASK?

Come here from a sand-related ad?

Just add any item to your cart and you'll be given a popup to accept your FREE sand with any purchase over $1.

Came here from some other place and still want to ROMANCE your partner with SWEET, SWEET SAND?

Add this item to your cart and use code SOCKSONTHEBEACH on the checkout page. You can combine with other discounts.

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SAND FAQ

Q: Where is the sand from?

A: From a beach. In Florida. Actually.

Q: Is this real?

A: Yes, sand is real.

Q: No, really, is this actually a thing you will do?

A: We are a sock company of our word.

Q: That sounds uncomfortable.

A: We will seal the jar so there is no sand on the socks, so if by uncomfortable you mean romantic, then yes. Very.

Q: How many potential suitors will I impress with this single jar of sand?

A: All of them.

Q: How big is the sand?

A: The sand is like very small rocks.

Q: ...I mean how big is the jar?

It is a 10 ml glass vial.

Q: Why is it $1 on this page?

We had to make this $1 with a $1 discount so people didn't order 10,000 vials of free sand. Which they would obviously do.

Q: WHY?

A: SAND.

Q: This is stupid.

A: Yes, probably.