{"product_id":"chompers-crew-socks","title":"Chompers Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLike something straight out of the Necro-nomnomnom-icon, these socks definitely bite.The Chompers Crew Socks feature an aggressively toothy design for people who have looked at normal socks and thought, “Hm, not enough mouth.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat for the next time some dude tells you to smile. Flash these not-so-pearly whites and you can ensure Jason-or-whatever-his-name-is knows he is one unsolicited comment away from being torn to shreds WHILE being kicked in the face. Pretty efficient.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith these socks, you don’t need to snackrifce comfort to still choose violence. And that’s really what makes this world so beautiful after all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55497611444529,"sku":"3709","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0358\/0828\/0708\/files\/3709_Chompers_Crew_Sock_Model_Shot_Left_Sera_7.5W_White_BG-2.jpg?v=1790714717","url":"https:\/\/footclothes.com\/products\/chompers-crew-socks","provider":"FootClothes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}