THIS ITEM IS LIMITED STRICTLY TO 100 ORDERS. Not discount code eligible.
1. One Pair of FootClothes Krampus Socks ($15 retail)
- Deck your feet with an Austrian Folk Demon, Fa La La La La MWAH HA HA HA
2. Lump of Coal Black Bath Bomb by Evolve Botanica ($7 retail)
- This black, evil bath bomb features red glitter (also evil) and contains no FD&Cs so it won't stain your tub - but you can still bathe in darkness.
- Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Sea Salt, Sunflower Oil, Fragrance Oil, Organic Shea Butter, and Colorant.
- The scent is made up of a special custom blend of black currant, cassis, black pepper, patchouli, and vanilla orchid.
3. Deluxe Plush 34" Long Black Santa Hat ($15 retail)
- Does not include the awesome black metal head, but you can use any severed head in its place.
- We steamed all of these out for ultimate fluffiness (fluffier = eviler).
4. Custom Krampus Design Ornament ($8 retail)
- Krampus design by Angelo Montiel featured on a 3" clear acrylic ornament with snap ribbon hanger.
- The backs of the ornament are white so that the color pops more intensely on the front.
5. Free Shipping, Gift Wrapped in Hate (and Tulle) ($12 value)
Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
- DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
- 200N Thread Count for the highest level of detail
- 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
- No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
- One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves (>16")