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Candy and sweets can be outrageously tempting even when they're creepy or weird or, in this case, not actually candy at all, but SOCKS. So we've created this pack of our entire Not So Sweets line including all five sock designs and both limited items, at a discount that's pretty sweet after all.
Pack Contents
5 Pairs of Crew Socks ($75 retail):
These LIMITED items:
- Not So Sweethearts Patches ($10 retail)
- LIMITED Not So Sweetheart Blend FC x Novo Coffee Collab ($18 retail)
Free US Shipping ($10 value)
- Our packing slips do not contain prices.
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Gifts Better Than a Stale Box of Candy
Cute But Kind of Evil
Even More Treats
FAQ
When do the packs ship?
What size are your socks?
One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
Coffee? But you're a sock company.
Yes, we are. But NOVO is a legendary Denver coffee roaster that likes working with us for some reason and their stuff is incredible. The roast date of this batch is January 24th, 2025. If you liked the Kwampus blend, you will also like this one.
What kind of patches are these? Are they sold individually?
These embroidered patches have an iron-on backing and are only sold as a set of three.
What do cupcake brains taste like?
Pink
But I have other questions...
Please see our full FAQ or contact us.
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About the Collection
Sometimes when sweets go bad, they REALLY go bad. Cannibalism is likely among this cavalcade of corrupted confections. Zombies and vampires aren't weakened much by becoming cupcakes and donuts, and they're just as interested in your creamy filling as you are in theirs. Screaming for ice cream takes on a whole new meaning when that ice cream is haunted. And have you considered the violence inherent in s'mores? No? Let's just say evil tastes good, because it does. You know things are wild when the rude candy hearts are the most normal design in the collection. I mean, zombie cupcakes? Who does that? (We do.)
Sometimes when sweets go bad, they REALLY go bad. Cannibalism is likely among this cavalcade of corrupted confections. Zombies and vampires aren't weakened much by becoming cupcakes and donuts, and they're just as interested in your creamy filling as you are in theirs. Screaming for ice cream takes on a whole new meaning when that ice cream is haunted. And have you considered the violence inherent in s'mores? No? Let's just say evil tastes good, because it does. You know things are wild when the rude candy hearts are the most normal design in the collection. I mean, zombie cupcakes? Who does that? (We do.)
Angelo Montiel
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