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FAQ

When do the packs ship?

Currently packs are shipping within 1-3 business days.

What size are your socks?

One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves

What was the inspiration for this line?

These sock concepts were inspired by Gustav Dore illustrations from The Divine Comedy. Our versions of them were influenced by us being metal as hell.

Also, a lady in a Facebook comment said she wished we would just stick to cute unicorn socks as the blasphemy was "sad and pathetic" — and we're petty.

Is the demon from the demon socks friendly?

He's pretty nice, but he will go on for an extended time about his hobbies if you don't respectfully excuse yourself.

What circle ov Hell will I go to for buying these socks?

The sixth circle ov Hell is reserved for people with an advanced level of badass style choices.

But I have other questions...

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About Dante's Inferno

Dark Gothic imagery, occult knowledge, demonic symbolism — we're no strangers to any of these things. But we wanted to really turn up the heat, so to speak. Our Dante's Inferno line is inspired by classic illustrations for the Inferno and other texts, with a heavy dose of death metal for good measure.

This design direction resulted in some of the spookiest socks we've ever released, and we think you'll agree. Whether you're walking through the fires of Hell or slipping neatly between the brambles on your way to the Witches' Sabbath out in the deep woods, our Dante's Inferno collection will preserve your soles.

For our part, we will lead you like Virgil. But we'll even hold your hand if you ask. Would Virgil do that? No.