NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨
NO ANNOYING TOE SEAM ✨ SOFTER THAN YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND ✨ HOLDS UP BETTER TOO ✨ DOUBLE PADDED HEEL/TOE ✨ ALL DESIGNS FROM INDEPENDENT ARTISTS ✨

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What size are your socks and are they unisex?

One size fits most adults. Our socks are a unisex style and because of our proprietary magic blend of *spandex* and unicorn tears, they will fit a US Women's 6 to a US Men's 13.

We are looking into larger production runs for bigger/smaller sizes but we need to make some more money first, honestly. 😅

Do your socks come in a wide calf version?

Most of our offerings may be a bit snug on wider calvers. Wide calf is super tricky. After spending over $1000 on attempted wide calf samples (over 15” circumference calf), I can safely say that the issue is not as simple as “add more spandex” or “make the top bigger” - because our socks are super detailed, we’re limited by the tight density and the stretch of nylon used to make the designs at that density (200N). In order to successfully make wide calf designs, they have to be much more simplistic - large blocks of color or stripes, so it’s an ongoing R&D process. We feel it’s important to be as size inclusive as possible, so we’re going to continue trying new things, but that is the current limitation.

The ankle socks are the best option for wide calf-ed folk. The best way to stay informed on when these will be available is to follow the instagram @footclothesofficial or sign up for the wide calf notification list

Will you, a sock company, do me the honor of marrying me??

Sorry we can't be tied down.

Can I ask MORE questions?

Here is the link to official SOQ (Somewhat Often Questions)