Saddle up.

It's a Weird Wild West Ahead.

Snag Some Styles that are Both Rootin' AND Tootin'

Don't Limit the Weirdness to Your Feet

FAQ

When do the packs ship?

Currently packs are shipping within 1-3 business days.

What size are your socks?

One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves

Is this town big enough for both socks?

Actually, yes.

Yee

Haw

But I have other questions...

Please see our full FAQ or contact us.

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The Tall Tale of This Here Collection

It's weird out West, and everyone knows it.

Millennia of history, harsh weather, paranormal activity, and sheer isolation have molded the desolate American West into its own modern-day legend.

That's why we're bringing you our Y'allternative collection, a spooky take on all things Western. (And it really wasn't a stretch to make it spooky. Have you been out there? Seen the dust-eroded skulls? The long shadows of cacti under the moon, reaching for... something? Maybe reaching for you?)

Best not to dwell on it too much. Let your inner Gothic Cowboy out for a dance in the fires of Hell, laughing. Ave Satanas, in nomine Yeehaw.