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✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available
✨ Super Limited ✨ Only 100 of Each Set Available

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FAQ

Why are you, a sock company, selling a bag?

Look, this is just how it happens, sometimes. Chelsea was looking for super rad limited items and found this factory that makes ita bags and for a while we were all like, "Sick, this will totally go with one of our many Goth launches." Then it turned out that getting the bag design to live up to our standards meant it took too long to launch with any of our many Goth launches. So. Here we are with bags that we are really excited about that do not go with any socks in particular. They will go with all of your Goth socks, of which there are many.

What are these insert things?

The inserts make the bag customizable, so you can change up your color scheme to coordinate with your aesthetic, which makes it look like you tried really hard, but in reality you just purchased one item.

Why can't I buy all five insert colors together? Why can't I buy just one extra insert?

Honestly, selling bags as a sock company is a bit of a risk for us. It's a pretty expensive item to manufacture compared to our usual wares. We love the idea of selling a full rainbow of inserts, but most people don't want a full rainbow, they want their favorite color. We were faced with the difficult decision of ordering a certain number of certain colors, on top of the sorta risky choice of ordering fairly expensive bags custom made to suit our standards.

So we have exactly enough inserts to sell this many bags in these groupings. If these sell out fast, we'll be able to justify getting more bags and maybe more colors, or inserts sold as individual items.

But if it turns out no one wants these, we're not gonna lose our socks, er, shirts, either.

Why aren't there limited items with this release?

This is a limited release on its own! It's really Neat.

How big is the bag? Will it hold my insert-whatever-item-here?

It holds a lot more stuff than you'd think, but alas, its capacity remains finite. We put all the info we could think of in the product description. Click on the product and read what it says.

We are a small company and we all really care about function and making useful stuff that is also very cool. But it is not always easy to remember to update the FAQ on the bottom of a collection page. It's way more likely the product details will be updated than this answer you are still reading. Hi, thanks, I'm done now.

But I have other questions...

If the product description doesn't answer your questions, please see our full FAQ or contact us.

The Lore at the Bottom of the Page

You've probably heard of epics like The Odyssey, Beowulf, etc. but nothing compares to the EPIC QUEST we went on to bring you these crossbody bags. We wanted to release them as a limited item along with one of our Gothic sock lines, but we had to slog through so many obstacles we started expecting to hear a narrator. We admit we sort of brought this on ourselves by having such relentlessly high standards for manufacturing, but now our journey is finally over and IT WAS WORTH IT to bring you these Inverted Cross Body Bags. They're ita bags with an upside-down-cross-shaped clear panel to show off a changeable insert, and we're offering two different variants each with its own set of three inserts in coordinated colors. As LIMITED items, you should grab one while you can.