Oh Hey, Stripes.

Sometimes you need to get back to basics, so we've gone on a quick side quest. Okay, more like a Stripe Quest. We asked ourselves what everyone needs in their sock drawer, and found ourselves saying, "Oh hey, stripes!" and a new line of socks was born. Admittedly we feel like this might come across as boring compared to our usual Satanic shenanigans, but oh, we have our reasons.

"Yeah, it's just stripes. So why the hype?" you may be asking (but possibly not). In truth, these aren't just any stripes — they're an assortment of deliciously juicy colors we selected for their qualities of "going well with black" and "looking amazing on you." They're all knee-high for maximum stripe potential and are sure to fill a hole in your wardrobe, and quite possibly your black heart.

And we're proud to announce our first wide calf designs can be found here — and we're planning on more. So heed the gospel of stripes, prepare for Stripemania; Stripe-O-Rama if you will, and swipe these stripes if they're your type. Okay, I'll stop. Reluctantly.