Do you want to believe? Well, you'd better decide quickly because aliens are here to cownap* our livestock. Maybe it's the Greys with a taste for beef jerky, or maybe the aliens themselves are little green cow dudes who want to take their Earthly cousin on a tour of the best pastures in the universe. Who knows? Either way, the startled-yet-understated cactus pose has never been more appropriate.
*Get it, cownap? Because it's a cow? We were just going to say kidnap but then we remembered a kid is a baby goat and there was going to be a farm animal joke here but the aliens took it okay
Home on the Strange Crew Socks
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Crew Sock Features
No Annoying Toe Seam
We have many customers with sensory issues who report the seam is very toe friendly and comfortable.
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Comfort and Durability
Double terry padding in heel and toe along with a 85% Combed Cotton, 13% Nylon, 2% Spandex blend for softness, stretch, and durability along with padded heel for a comfortable fit.
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One Size Fits Most
Unisex - OSFM US Adult Size 6 - 13
May be snug on wide calves > 15" circumference
Design Prowess
Each sock is sewn in 200N density (the highest level of detail possible for novelty socks), and designed by independent artists. Each sock features a different left and right so that the featured design is always on the outside ankle.
