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Welcome to the Dead Tired Club, where the rent is high and the energy is low. Featuring original ghostly artwork by the queer and rebel art shop, Happy Impulse, these socks are your new uniform for haunting the break room, your couch, or the existential void. “Screw Work” isn’t just a motto—it’s a lifestyle. Pull these on and join the club that never sleeps.
Designed by the queer-owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse.
Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
We have many customers with sensory issues who report the seam is very toe friendly and comfortable.
(This photo is inside out.)
Comfort and Durability
Double terry padding in heel and toe along with a 85% Combed cotton / 13% Nylon / 2% Spandex blend for softness, stretch, and durability along with padded heel for a comfortable fit.
(This photo is inside out.)
One Size Fits Most Adult Humans
Fits Women's 6 to Men's 13 (US Shoe Sizes)
Crew and knee high socks may be snug on calves bigger than 15" around
Each sock is sewn in 200N density (the highest level of detail possible for novelty socks), and designed by independent artists. Each sock features a different left and right so that the featured design is always on the outside ankle.
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