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Do you want to believe? Well, you'd better decide quickly because aliens are here to cownap* our livestock. Maybe it's the Greys with a taste for beef jerky, or maybe the aliens themselves are little green cow dudes who want to take their Earthly cousin on a tour of the best pastures in the universe. Who knows? Either way, the startled-yet-understated cactus pose has never been more appropriate.
*Get it, cownap? Because it's a cow? We were just going to say kidnap but then we remembered a kid is a baby goat and there was going to be a farm animal joke here but the aliens took it okay
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Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
Preorders Open On: 2026-04-06Preorders Open: 2026-04-06
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Special Feetures
No Annoying Toe Seam
We have many customers with sensory issues who report the seam is very toe friendly and comfortable.
(This photo is inside out.)
Comfort and Durability
Double terry padding in heel and toe along with a 85% Combed cotton / 13% Nylon / 2% Spandex blend for softness, stretch, and durability along with padded heel for a comfortable fit.
(This photo is inside out.)
One Size Fits Most Adult Humans
Fits Women's 6 to Men's 13 (US Shoe Sizes)
Crew and knee high socks may be snug on calves bigger than 15" around
Each sock is sewn in 200N density (the highest level of detail possible for novelty socks), and designed by independent artists. Each sock features a different left and right so that the featured design is always on the outside ankle.
