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Woodland Whimsy

Trash Panda Pizza Party Crew Socks

Trash Panda Pizza Party Crew Socks

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If anyone knows how to bring joy to a dystopian urban hellhole, it's raccoons. Garbage becomes treasure as polluted smog becomes a magical misty backdrop for a trash-centric feast. Dumpsters become ballrooms and dustbins become cozy retreats. Raccoons can teach us that happiness can be found in the most unexpected places as they bring a bit of the wild out of the wilderness and deep into human territory. But just because they party with discarded pizza doesn't mean they love all garbage equally, and they WILL bite you if you litter non-organic, non-edible materials. At least they do have their shots; they're civilized beings, after all.

 

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  • No Annoying Toe Seam

    We have many customers with sensory issues who report the seam is very toe friendly and comfortable.

    (This photo is inside out.)

  • Comfort and Durability

    Double terry padding in heel and toe along with a 85% Combed cotton / 13% Nylon / 2% Spandex blend for softness, stretch, and durability along with padded heel for a comfortable fit.

    (This photo is inside out.)

  • One Size Fits Most Adult Humans

    Fits Women's 6 to Men's 13 (US Shoe Sizes)


    Crew and knee high socks may be snug on calves bigger than 15" around

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  • Design Prowess

    Each sock is sewn in 200N density (the highest level of detail possible for novelty socks), and designed by independent artists. Each sock features a different left and right so that the featured design is always on the outside ankle.

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