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Disco Cowboy Crew Socks
Disco Cowboy Crew Socks
Out of Stock: Next Restock 2025-05-15
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Little-known fact: ALL historical cowboys were actually skeletons. Sure, they were covered in flesh at the time, but deep down they were all lanky bones and grinning skulls. This particular cowboy has chosen to make his skeletal nature much more obvious than the others, sparkling confidently against a sea of classic Holstein cowhide. He seems slightly taken aback; perhaps at his own boldness. But who needs boring things like skin when you have a sick cowboy hat and bandana? We're not even entirely sure he has a body.
Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves

Special Feetures
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No Annoying Toe Seam
We have many customers with sensory issues who report the seam is very toe friendly and comfortable.
(This photo is inside out.)
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Comfort and Durability
Double terry padding in heel and toe along with a 85% Combed cotton / 13% Nylon / 2% Spandex blend for softness, stretch, and durability along with padded heel for a comfortable fit.
(This photo is inside out.)
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One Size Fits Most Adult Humans
View Size ChartFits Women's 6 to Men's 13 (US Shoe Sizes)
Crew and knee high socks may be snug on calves bigger than 15" around -
Design Prowess
Each sock is sewn in 200N density (the highest level of detail possible for novelty socks), and designed by independent artists. Each sock features a different left and right so that the featured design is always on the outside ankle.
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