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Y'allternative

Home on the Strange Crew Socks

Home on the Strange Crew Socks

SKU: 2805
UPC: 810155190408

$21.71
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Do you want to believe? Well, you'd better decide quickly because aliens are here to cownap* our livestock. Maybe it's the Greys with a taste for beef jerky, or maybe the aliens themselves are little green cow dudes who want to take their Earthly cousin on a tour of the best pastures in the universe. Who knows? Either way, the startled-yet-understated cactus pose has never been more appropriate.

*Get it, cownap? Because it's a cow? We were just going to say kidnap but then we remembered a kid is a baby goat and there was going to be a farm animal joke here but the aliens took it okay

 

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Special Feetures

  • No Annoying Toe Seam

    We have many customers with sensory issues who report the seam is very toe friendly and comfortable.

    (This photo is inside out.)

  • Comfort and Durability

    Double terry padding in heel and toe along with a 85% Combed cotton / 13% Nylon / 2% Spandex blend for softness, stretch, and durability along with padded heel for a comfortable fit.

    (This photo is inside out.)

  • One Size Fits Most Adult Humans

    Fits Women's 6 to Men's 13 (US Shoe Sizes)


    Crew and knee high socks may be snug on calves bigger than 15" around

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    Design Prowess

    Each sock is sewn in 200N density (the highest level of detail possible for novelty socks), and designed by independent artists. Each sock features a different left and right so that the featured design is always on the outside ankle.

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