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The Ungovernable Everything Pack is the full chaos kit: all five crew socks plus the Not-So-Silly-Goose hard enamel pin, Frogs Against Fascism water bottle, Claw & Disorder Crossbody bag—aka everything you need to build an outfit (and an attitude) that absolutely does not comply.
Water Bottle Specs:
25 oz Double-wall vacuum-insulated stainless steel construction
Measures 9.6" × 2.87" (without lid)
Removable plastic straw
Keeps beverages hot for up to 12 hours
Keeps drinks cold and ice frozen for up to 24 hours
Crew Sock Specs:
Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
We have many customers with sensory issues who report the seam is very toe friendly and comfortable.
(This photo is inside out.)
Comfort and Durability
Double terry padding in heel and toe along with a 85% Combed cotton / 13% Nylon / 2% Spandex blend for softness, stretch, and durability along with padded heel for a comfortable fit.
(This photo is inside out.)
One Size Fits Most Adult Humans
Fits Women's 6 to Men's 13 (US Shoe Sizes)
Crew and knee high socks may be snug on calves bigger than 15" around
Each sock is sewn in 200N density (the highest level of detail possible for novelty socks), and designed by independent artists. Each sock features a different left and right so that the featured design is always on the outside ankle.
